Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hello My Name Is Nathan

My official position is 3rd Ninja at USA Computer Tech Computer Rescue / Evil Henchman clone facility. Justin Breithaupt the clan chief has forced me against my will to write about computer news each week. As the whips and evil devices are used I type away bringing you the most incredible news about Technology from all around the multiverse.

This week I learned what a Video Card does and added it to my Evil Ninja knowledge. If you too wish to become an evil ninja with evil computer knowledge come down to 901 Main Street Pomeroy WA 99347 and we will alter your minds using Borg technology. Please help me escape by paying my ransom by making checks payable to "Computer Rescue" PO Box 485. We need the donations. help@!!!!!!!!!!!